Through the Bible – Day 262

₁These are the sayings

and the message

of Agur son of Jakeh.

Someone cries out to God,

“I am completely worn out!

How can I last?

₂I am far too stupid

to be considered human.

₃I never was wise,

and I don't understand

what God is like.”

₄Has anyone gone up to heaven

and come back down?

Has anyone grabbed hold

of the wind?

Has anyone wrapped up the sea

or marked out boundaries

for the earth?

If you know of any

who have done such things,

then tell me their names

and their children's names.

₅Everything God says is true—

and it's a shield for all

who come to him for safety.

₆Don't change what God has said!

He will correct you and show

that you are a liar.

₇There are two things, Lord,

I want you to do for me

before I die:

₈make me absolutely honest

and don't let me be too poor

or too rich.

Give me just what I need.

₉If I have too much to eat,

I might forget about you;

if I don't have enough,

I might steal

and disgrace your name.

₁₀Don't tell a slave owner

something bad about one

of the slaves.

That slave will curse you,

and you will be in trouble.

₁₁Some people curse their father

and even their mother;

₁₂others think they are perfect,

but they are stained by sin.

₁₃Some people are stuck-up

and act like snobs;

₁₄others are so greedy

that they gobble up

the poor and homeless.

₁₅Greed has twins,

each named “Give me!”

There are three or four things

that are never satisfied:

₁₆the world of the dead

and a childless wife,

the thirsty earth

and a flaming fire.

₁₇Don't make fun of your father

or disobey your mother—

crows will peck out your eyes,

and vultures will eat

the rest of you.

₁₈There are three or four things

I cannot understand:

₁₉how eagles fly so high

or snakes crawl on rocks,

how ships sail the ocean

or people fall in love.

₂₀An unfaithful wife says,

“Sleeping with another man

is as natural as eating.”

₂₁There are three or four things

that make the earth tremble

and are unbearable:

₂₂a slave who becomes king,

a fool who eats too much,

₂₃a hateful woman

who finds a husband,

and a slave who takes the place

of the woman who owns her.

₂₄On this earth four things

are small but very wise:

₂₅ants, who seem to be feeble,

but store up food

all summer long;

₂₆badgers, who seem to be weak,

but live among the rocks;

₂₇locusts, who have no king,

but march like an army;

₂₈lizards, which can be caught

in your hand,

but sneak into palaces.

₂₉Three or four creatures

really strut around:

₃₀those fearless lions

who rule the jungle,

₃₁those proud cocks,

those mountain goats,

and those rulers

who have no enemies.

₃₂If you are foolishly boasting

or planning something evil,

then stop it now!

₃₃If you churn milk

you get butter;

if you hit your nose,

you get blood—

and if you stay angry,

you get in trouble.